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Full Length Jurassic World Trailer Is Here!
And the trailers just keep rolling in.
Here's the new Jurassic World trailer and it looks...sigh...see for yourself...
I don't know about you, but the more footage I see from this movie the more stupid it looks. The dinosaur rips out its tracking device because it's smart enough to deduce that's how it's being tracked. Are you kidding me?
So much annoys me about this. All the promotional material so far has focused on this new Franken-saur, with very little screen time devoted to the real dinosaurs we know and love, with the exception of Chris Pratt's Raptor minions. The dialogue is painful, the dinosaurs somehow look less real than the ones we saw in Jurassic Park over 20 years ago.
Jurassic Park 3 only came out 14 years ago, and you're telling me in that time a fully functioning dino park was not only built and opened to the public, but the public have already grown tired of your regular old dinosaurs so you have to create a new super duper dinosaur? What happens when people get bored of your super duper dinosaur? Make one with lazer eyes with Hitler's soul that poops out miniture versions of itself that eat your face and then morph into you? For a second I forgot I was watching a trailer for Jurassic World and expected Optimus Prime to come stomping through the trees on Grimlock.
I don't know, maybe in this age of awesome superhero movies and new Star Wars on the horizon I've become too hard to please, what do you guys think? Let us know in the talkback below.
Written by Richard O Connell |
Written by Richard O Connell |